December 2011
I always wondered why I look better in front of...
l-brought-the-wolf:
Actually it’s because you are more used to seeing your face in the mirror (reflected). As all faces are slightly asymmetrical it looks different when you see yourself in a photo because your face is unreflected.
Other people always see your face as you see it in photos, so they’re used to it looking that way. This explains why your friends think you look better in...
My mind is filth right now
I’m sick of the “young ones” tag being broken so every time I click it I see that ugly ass baby
Unabating replied to your post: :o lucky bastard.
cleveraintwise:
Its okay bby I’ll give you an eyeful later xo
Guys I don’t mean to brag but I’ma have the best New Years.
killjoysmakesometoys:
things that don’t get any notes
witty text posts you’ve spent like five minutes trying to word perfectly
things that get notes
wow i wish i was an avocado
URLs that r bad
urs
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himynameisjohnn liked your photo: Good advice.
hi johnn how are u
Hey if I played RS for 5 hours a day I could buy enough weed to cover me playing it 5 hours a day.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CIRCLE OF LIFE
Gonna go sit in the bath for a bit goodbye.
everets:
This is a “this is not a drill” drill. I repeat, this is a “this is not a drill” drill.
So Gemma is coming today and my house is a right state but my knee is swollen to like its 3x normal size so I can’t even clean up. :(
:(((
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Oh, here’s a funny story for ya.
I used to be heavily into RuneScape but retired my account a couple of years ago, however I came back for a month when Dungeoneering was released and levelled it up.
Now, about 6 months ago I got an email saying the pass had been changed and it had obviously been hacked. I didn’t care about the game anymore and ignored it. But I went onto my old...
aw I can’t concentrate on s movie cos I’m just excited Gemma is coming tomorrow aw I’m so cringeworthy
goodnight
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bludgeonedt0death replied to your post: hey i cant sleep what movie should I watch
Pineapple express!!
cummming replied to your post: hey i cant sleep what movie should I watch
Dazed and Confused
Ooh, decisions!!
hey i cant sleep what movie should I watch
Lol @ all the period blood on my dash.
I’d like to say you’re bothering me but I’m sat here eating my supper and having a cup of tea so you crack on and pretend you’re an offensive blogger
letsgetgrahamontheshow:
question about periods im sorry man but i just really dont understand how they work
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It’s a constant drip/leak.
telepathicacid:
if i hear a “yesterday was so last year” joke on sunday im going to spoon my eyeballs out
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
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thefrogman replied to your post: join us next week as the frogman bandwagon jumps…
thanx for the input
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tcshaw replied to your post: tcshaw replied to your post: join us next week as…
people go ape shit for gifs of kittens. people are idiots
He’s white knighting some girl’s photography atm, saying she has all this technical expertise while only being 18 etc… yet her photo has bad colour palette and doesn’t have good use of rule of thirds etc etc.
Oh dear.
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tcshaw replied to your post: join us next week as the frogman bandwagon jumps…
#1 reason why i don’t follow frogman
Pretty much all his stuff is based on already established virals… no originality.
Why is he so big?
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join us next week as the frogman bandwagon jumps once again and then whines when his shit gets posted to reddit without sourcing his homepage so he can’t get free money even though the original video he gif’d isn’t his
nail biting stuff
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Me: I like you and your many beard.
Me: manly* I hope you only have one.
Greg: do my pubes count?
Me: If pubes count does that mean I have a hitler tash?
Greg: wow.
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Me: Man, Mortal Kombat had so much potential, why are the movies so utterly shit?
Cousin: How do you mean?
Me: Well, literally the best part of that movie is Scorpion going "GET OVER HERE!!"
Cousin: Oh, yeah.
Me: Least the games were good though.
Cousin: Yeah the games were great! Hadouken!
Me: You're not related to me.