Hey this is what I looked like before I set off out but now I have arrived at my destination looking very windswept and dishevelled!!!

I got the moves like Jagger

Why the fuck would you ever need this webcam effect?

The nice weather came back yay

Also I lost my eyebrows in a freak blogging accident back in ‘06 it’s a very sore subject for me please don’t bring it up

So this was me last night as I left to go to a house party. Turns out I was the only non-chav there. I sure felt awkward in my jumper and jeans while everyone else was wearing jogging bottoms and Henley t-shirts.

Is ‘dead dash depression’ a legitimate medical condition?

look at my stupid face that won’t grow a stupid beard I’m so MAD

at least I’m cute tho

I spend 90% of my life in pyjamas

hey it’s almost midnight on a Saturday and I’m sat at home playing online games

fab.

I’m at my grandma’s house and she doesn’t even have any chocolate biscuits wtf this is like a third world country

She better make fast on that sausage, egg, and beans that I ordered for my dinner or else we’re going to fall out